I thought it might be fun to keep track of some of the wittier bits of abuse on the forum. Probably things should only be added if the butt of the joke agrees.

I start with wingruntled's invective towards Lobster, I feel fairly safe that Lobster has a sense of humour.
On the finer points of the difference between javascript and java
Hey you RED goof ball (in the boiling pot) LOL
Java is java !!
http://www.murga-linux.com/puppy/viewtopic.php?p=141537#141537∞

I've long felt that AlienJeff deserved a place here. He has upset wingruntled by identifying the repeated misspelling of feenix/pheenix/pheonix.
Hey! Alienated Jeff
Are you some kind of self proclaimed moderator & spell checker?
Don’t fall off your self proclaimed pillar, you may hurt your fool butt!
http://www.murga-linux.com/puppy/viewtopic.php?p=174234#174234∞

I've just realised that both these contibutions are by wingruntled. I'm tempted to trawl the forum looking for more! This could very easily end up personal which wasn't what I was aiming for.